Booo .. Haloooo weeeennn!

oh yes it is - according to my local, yet somehow World Famous hot takeaway bakery Greggs.

Ever ones to cash in on seasonal events they have plastered huge posters over each shop with a scarey GHOST next to ... a sausage roll, pretty much like this one.

I've never been spooked by meat based hot takeaway food, and this Haloween is no exception.

They also had a 'spooky' sandwich on a very similar poster. Looked pretty average. Maybe it had a severed finger in it or something.

Whatever Happened to Haslet?

There it is! Look! On your keyboard!

I loves haslet me, but it turns into a vague approximation the further from Lincolnshire one heads. And speaking of heads ... lets here it for BRAWN.

Slap on the vinegar and you will be as happy as a sand boy. Except if you are a vegetarian ... you cowering cowardly coward! You may therefore prefer the gamers version.