Funky Monkey and the BAAAD food

My "Life Partner" (oh alright, "Wife"), returns from amusing Reception class entertainment for 3 year olds full of amusement at the resemblance to 'Legz Akimbo' from League of Gentlemen. The subject of the afternoon's entertainment is 'HEALTHY EATING'. 3 year olds sit neatly, agog, whilst wide eyed young woman breathily retells the story of a monkey with bad eating habits. YUK he eats SWEETS, until HOORAH the jungle Doctor recommends a more balanced approach with 5 portions a day and ya di ya di yah....

Youngest child is quizzed by me later whilst standing on my study carpet- I sit pipe in mouth in my leather chair (ref "When Do You Last See Your Father" style pictures.)- as to the moral of this tale.

"The monkey had a bad tummy and ate some sweets which made him better".